Connor Witt
NOT YOUR AVERAGE WRITER TURNED MEDIA BUYER TURNED ART DIRECTOR
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Obscure Holiday Calendars

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 1 - National Hangover Day  11 - Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friends Day  20 - Penguin Awareness Day  29 - Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day

1 - National Hangover Day

11 - Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friends Day

20 - Penguin Awareness Day

29 - Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day

 3 - Eat Ice Cream for Breakfast Day  12 - National Lost Penny Day  18 - National Drink Wine Day  28 - Public Sleeping Day

3 - Eat Ice Cream for Breakfast Day

12 - National Lost Penny Day

18 - National Drink Wine Day

28 - Public Sleeping Day

 1 - Peanut Butter Lovers Day  14 - Learn About Butterflies Day  26 - National Spinach Day  31 - National Clam on the Half Shell Day

1 - Peanut Butter Lovers Day

14 - Learn About Butterflies Day

26 - National Spinach Day

31 - National Clam on the Half Shell Day

 2 - Dyngus Day  3 - Don’t Go to Work Unless It’s Fun Day  14 - Look Up At The Sky Day  19 - National Garlic Day

2 - Dyngus Day

3 - Don’t Go to Work Unless It’s Fun Day

14 - Look Up At The Sky Day

19 - National Garlic Day

 3 - Garden Meditation Day  9 - National Receptionist Day  25 - National Brown Bag It Day  31 - Save Your Hearing Day

3 - Garden Meditation Day

9 - National Receptionist Day

25 - National Brown Bag It Day

31 - Save Your Hearing Day

 4 - Hug Your Cat Day  14 - Monkey Around Day  25 - Log Cabin Day  29 - Waffle Iron Day

4 - Hug Your Cat Day

14 - Monkey Around Day

25 - Log Cabin Day

29 - Waffle Iron Day

 2 - World UFO Day  5 - National Bikini Day  14 - National Nude Day  27 - Take Your Pants for a Walk Day

2 - World UFO Day

5 - National Bikini Day

14 - National Nude Day

27 - Take Your Pants for a Walk Day

 3 - Grab Some Nuts Day  10 - National S’Mores Day  27 - Just Because Day  31 - National Eat Outside Day

3 - Grab Some Nuts Day

10 - National S’Mores Day

27 - Just Because Day

31 - National Eat Outside Day

 5 - Be Late for Something Day  9 - Teddy Bear Day  13 - Positive Thinking Day  21 - Miniature Golf Day

5 - Be Late for Something Day

9 - Teddy Bear Day

13 - Positive Thinking Day

21 - Miniature Golf Day

 13 - International Skeptics Day  19 - Evaluate Your Life Day  29 - Hermit Day  31 - Increase Your Psychic Powers Day

13 - International Skeptics Day

19 - Evaluate Your Life Day

29 - Hermit Day

31 - Increase Your Psychic Powers Day

 10 - Forget Me Not Day  13 - Sadie Hawkins Day  15 - Clean Your Refrigerator Day  28 - French Toast Day

10 - Forget Me Not Day

13 - Sadie Hawkins Day

15 - Clean Your Refrigerator Day

28 - French Toast Day

 3 - National Roof Over Your Head Day  8 - National Brownie Day  17 - National Maple Syrup Day  30 - Bacon Day

3 - National Roof Over Your Head Day

8 - National Brownie Day

17 - National Maple Syrup Day

30 - Bacon Day

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 10 - Houseplant Appreciation Day  17 - Ditch New Year’s Resolutions Day  23 - Measure Your Feet Day  28 - National Kazoo Day

10 - Houseplant Appreciation Day

17 - Ditch New Year’s Resolutions Day

23 - Measure Your Feet Day

28 - National Kazoo Day

 3 - Feed the Birds Day  11 - Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk Day  13 - Get a Different Name Day  23 - International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day

3 - Feed the Birds Day

11 - Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk Day

13 - Get a Different Name Day

23 - International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day

 10 - Middle Name Pride Day  13 - Ear Muff Day  20 - Extraterrestrial Abductions Day  26 - Make Up Your Own Holiday Day

10 - Middle Name Pride Day

13 - Ear Muff Day

20 - Extraterrestrial Abductions Day

26 - Make Up Your Own Holiday Day

 2 - National Peanut Butter & Jelly Day  8 - Draw a Picture of a Bird Day  23 - National Zucchini Bread Day  26 - Hug an Australian Day

2 - National Peanut Butter & Jelly Day

8 - Draw a Picture of a Bird Day

23 - National Zucchini Bread Day

26 - Hug an Australian Day

 3 - Lumpy Rug Day  4 - National Candied Orange Peel Day  13 - International Migratory Bird Day  16 - Love a Tree Day

3 - Lumpy Rug Day

4 - National Candied Orange Peel Day

13 - International Migratory Bird Day

16 - Love a Tree Day

 1 - Flip a Coin Day  6 - National Gardening Exercise Day  11 - National Corn on the Cob Day  17 - World Jugglers Day

1 - Flip a Coin Day

6 - National Gardening Exercise Day

11 - National Corn on the Cob Day

17 - World Jugglers Day

 2 - Build a Scarecrow Day  12 - Different Colored Eyes Day  15 - Cow Appreciation Day  20 - National Lollipop Day

2 - Build a Scarecrow Day

12 - Different Colored Eyes Day

15 - Cow Appreciation Day

20 - National Lollipop Day

 6 - Wiggle Your Toes Day  8 - National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day  13 - Left Handers Day  22 - National Tooth Fairy Day

6 - Wiggle Your Toes Day

8 - National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day

13 - Left Handers Day

22 - National Tooth Fairy Day

 10 - Sewing Machine Day  14 - National Cream-Filled Donut Day  19 - International Talk Like a Pirate Day  28 - Ask a Stupid Question Day

10 - Sewing Machine Day

14 - National Cream-Filled Donut Day

19 - International Talk Like a Pirate Day

28 - Ask a Stupid Question Day

 2 - Name Your Car Day  7 - International Frugal Fun Day  21 - Count Your Buttons Day  28 - Plush Animal Lovers Day

2 - Name Your Car Day

7 - International Frugal Fun Day

21 - Count Your Buttons Day

28 - Plush Animal Lovers Day

 2 - Plan Your Epitaph Day  12 - Chicken Soup for the Soul Day  16 - Have a Party with Your Bear Day  19 - Have a Bad Day Day

2 - Plan Your Epitaph Day

12 - Chicken Soup for the Soul Day

16 - Have a Party with Your Bear Day

19 - Have a Bad Day Day

 5 - Bathtub Party Day  6 - Put on Your Own Shoes Day  12 - National Ding-a-Ling Day  30 - National Bicarbonate of Soda Day

5 - Bathtub Party Day

6 - Put on Your Own Shoes Day

12 - National Ding-a-Ling Day

30 - National Bicarbonate of Soda Day